From: Elisabeth A Shanley [eshanley@voyager.net] Sent: Tuesday, April 23, 2002 10:35 PM To: levelthree@yahoogroups.com Subject: [levelthree] FIC: Getting to Know You #2 -- Clark Kent (PG) 1/1 ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor ---------------------~--> Buy Stock for $4 and no minimums. FREE Money 2002. http://us.click.yahoo.com/k6cvND/n97DAA/ySSFAA/ioXulB/TM ---------------------------------------------------------------------~-> Title: Getting to Know You #2 -- Clark Kent Author: Beth Rating: PG Spoilers: Could be all eps. Disclaimers: Don't own them, or anything else for that matter. Feedback: Yes, please. Summary: Chloe fills out a survey and forwards it. Clark receives emails from friends and family in answer to the survey Chloe forwarded. Date: Sat, 14 Apr 2002 22:15:02 To: Chloe , Lex , Dad , Mom , Pete , Lana From: Clark (Clarkster@ksonline.net) Subject: Fwd: GTKY 1. Time is relative; what time do you want it to be? Produce delivery time at the castle, lots of fun toys over there. 2. While you're at it, go ahead, change your name to the one you always wanted: I've always liked the name Cal. 3. Speaking of relativity, ever dreamed about Einstein? I tend to dream about people with less hair. 4. On the subject of names, do you know your Star Wars name? Kencl Mesma 5. If you answered yes to #4, do you embrace your inner geek and take her/him out for regular exercise? Chloe makes me. 6. Have you always lived on Earth? Of course! 7. Do you believe in extra-terrestrial life? Yeah… 8. Well, they believe in you, and now they've invited you to their home world. With no guarantee of a return ticket, would you go? Sure! As long as they weren't green. 9. If you could live anywhere on Earth, where would you live: Metropolis! 10. Are you now, have you ever been, or do you dream of being an Elvis impersonator? That's a weird question, and no. 11. Who might you have been in a previous life: Chloe keeps saying Helen of Troy, but I don't think that's funny. 12. What was your birthday: A long time ago. 13. Are your favorite things animal, vegetable or mineral: Animals, particularly my 4H goat, Sparky. I'm really not fond of minerals. 14. Bright, shiny or glittery: Shiny! 15. Time to go shopping. Boutiques, the mall or online: We usually go to Fordmans, but the Talon has some cool stuff now 16. Actor/celebrity that tempts you enough to consider changing your sexual orientation, if just for one night: Lucy Liu 17. Character -- book, film/TV -- that you really, really wish was real, if just for one night: Aquaman! 18. Rich or famous: Rich. I'd help my folks. 19. Famous or infamous: Hmm. Famous, I guess. 20. Would you spy for your country? James Bond from Kansas? Sure! 21. If you are, or have ever been, a spy for your country would you admit it? Sure, but then I'd have to kill you. 22. Least favorite colour: Green 23. Food you hate most: Brussel sprouts. They look like the meteor rocks. 24. Worst movie(s): Anything with Meg Ryan or Paully Shore 25. TV show(s) you detest: Dawson's Creek, couldn't they have real problems? 26. We've all got guilty pleasures. Film/TV or book series that, rationally, you know is so bad it can curdle milk but you can't help but to watch/read anyway: WWF 27. Actor and/or celebrity you would pay to slap: hmm paying for it would kind or ruin it 28. You've been offered a job that pays obscenely well. It's in porn. Would you accept the job offer? Do my parents have to find out? 29. Didn't say you had to star. What if it was in production, advertising, sales and distribution...? Do my parents have to find out? 30. If the opportunity arose, and you could get away with it, would you commit immeasurable acts of violence -- so horrific as to permanently scar the homicide detectives who will later work the case -- on Britney Spears? Of course not! 31. If not Spears, then who: I wouldn't hurt someone! 32. Do you believe that the base ingredient in both Coke and Pepsi is carbonated battery acid? Yes, Lex showed me that little experiment one day when we were fooling around in his lab. 33. Remember the cartoon strip the above question references? No… 34. Last comic book you read: My dad's X-Men 35. If you could be any comic book hero or villain, who would you be: Gambit! 36. Rice, potatoes or bread: Double helpings, please 37. Whipped cream, chocolate sauce or melted caramel: yes, please, extra caramel... yum! 38. Who would you most like to lick #37 off of: I'm not telling that kind of thing! 39. Addicted? Huh? 40. Conflicted? Oh yeah. 41. Ever been one toke over the line? I don't get the question; maybe we don't have those in Smallville. 42. Ever been one toke over the line while sitting downtown at a railway station? See above 43. Have you ever done anything for which you *should* have been convicted? Ummm… no. 44. Planning to take over the world? Not this week 45. What're gonna do with it if you're successful: That's why I'm not going to do it this week. 46. Are you only happy when it rains? Only when it's complicated. 47. Most importantly, apples or oranges: We have both here, at Kent Organic Produce. Amazing place, Smallville, Kansas. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Subverting Porn Filters Since 2001! Main Homepage: http://www.wolverineandrogue.com/thecodex Smallville: http://www.wolverineandrogue.com/thecodex/smallville [Non-text portions of this message have been removed] To unsubscribe from this group, send an email to: levelthree-unsubscribe@yahoogroups.com Your use of Yahoo! Groups is subject to http://docs.yahoo.com/info/terms/